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Production
Studio: The Evil Empire
Movie:
Tunnel Vision
Cast:
Jules Jordan, Sativa Rose, Nadia Styles, Courtney Cummz, Leah Luv, Brooke Haven, Brooke Milano, Trina Michaels
Release
Date: January 27th, 2006
Jules Jordan takes the anal genre to a whole new level.
Review:
There's probably a perfectly reasonable explanation for how Jules
Jordan keeps getting these incredibly hot girls in his movies, but I
don't think my brain is capable of comprehending the language Satan
uses in his contracts. Nevertheless, Mr. Jordan pulls through again
with another blockbuster tour de force, action packed, sex-travaganza.
The lovely cast...
Karina Kay -- Karina is so hot. She makes me want to love her. This
pink and aquamarine lingerie wearing college co-ed looking vixen is to
die for. Jordan seems to enjoy recycling his props. Namely, his
leopard print sheets. Don't get me wrong. Animal prints are radical. And so are blue anal plugs. Reminds me of Otter Pops. Sir Issac The
Blue to be exact. Yum.
Jasmine Byrne -- Is she Hispanic? Middle Eastern? Italian? Who knows. But I know after watching this analicious scene that she is kicking
hot!! Jasmine literally begs to get plugged. She's got the F*** me
voice, look, and body. Sorry fans of the leopard print sheets.
Jordan replaces that with a leopard print couch!!
Brooke Milano -- It's always good to stretch before any rigorous
exercise. And nobody needs to tell Brooke that. You won't believe
the size, girth, and length of the pseudo schlong that helped Brooke "warm" up. Brooke has one of the smallest, smoothest, and tightest
love canals I've ever seen. It's amazing that she engulfs every inch
of real and unreal penises. And you know I love to be amazed.
Sativa Rose & Nadia Styles -- Sativa is one of my all time favorite
exotic porn stars. I fell in love when I first saw her on Meatholes.
Nadia on the other hand reminds me of the girl next door that I was
never able to attain. Hot, petite, wild, and loves ass to mouth. Who
doesn't like a girl who loves ATM. Both these girls perform a
memorable threesome scene. I only remember the first 2 minutes of it
until I passed out and woke up 30 minutes later with lotion in my
hand.
Courtney Cummz -- A ring on each nipple and a last name of Cummz? Sign
her up! But wait. There's more!! A ring on the clit? Courtney gives
a great slobbering oral performance. I love it when it gets all over
the place. Sit back and enjoy this wonderfully performed vaginal and
anal scene.
Leah Luv -- Anyone care for braces? A cups? Dog collar? ATM? Anal? Triangular landing pad? If you do, step right up and enjoy this
electrically charged scene starring a porn star that barely looks like
she's 18.
Holly Wellin -- Holly is the epitomy of porn. Blonde. Loves sex.
Enjoys anal. Looks stoned. Lots of challenging inverted sexual
positions for those of you who are taking notes. Before attempting
any challenging sex act, please consult with your physician.
Brooke Haven & Trina Michaels -- Two luscious blondes with tats on
their lower backs? I smell a great scene. Although these girls look
a bit weathered, they'll provide a nice climax to another great Jordan
Production. If you look closely, you'll see the trademarked leopard
print sheets AND leopard print couch.
Mimi's
review: 4 out of 5 squirts
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