|  Dexter's Bio:
| Gender: |
Male |
| Birth date: |
April
18, 1970 |
| Occupation: |
Software Engineer |
| Location: |
Santa Clara, CA |
| Ethnicity: |
Chinese American |
Character Description:
I am a typical introvert. I prefer to be in the
background rather than in the lime light. In
high-school, I wasn't in the in crowd, wasn't a jock, and wasn't
a book worm either, just your normal lost high school student.
I usually walked in the shadows of the lockers, hopeing
no one would notice me and I can just graduate.
I couldn't even talk to girls at all. I remember
there was this one girl in my social studies class just
glimpsing at me and smiling, I was so nervous, all I
could do was to shouted out the first thing I could
of think of, "What do you want!". From
then on, I was as quiet as a mouse.
I was thinking I was going to be a virgin for the rest
of my life. I was too scared to ask any girl on
a date or even go to the prom, so I missed out. I am
defiantly not a ladies man.
I'm a typical engineer, hardly ever seeing a woman in
the semi-conductor field at all. If I do see a
woman, she's either more manly than I am or a bitchy
feminist trying to prove herself in the field, ugly
as hell. I tried bars, but I usually just
stand around with my buddies and do nothing at all.
We talk all this pimping crap, but never do anything
about it. I don't like to drink either, so it's
fruitless for me. I always dream of going up
to any girl, shout out my pick up line and then have
a one nighter.
I do regret all that I've missed out, because of my
personality. But I'm trying to make up my
shyness through watching these DVD's and learning how
to talk to women. I enjoy reviewing these magnificent
movies and writing what I've scene and enjoyed.
Hopefully I can apply some of these skills that I've
witnessed towards my sexual encounters.
Fantasy:
Any typical male's fantasy, a 3-some. With 2 girls and
one guy, jeeze...not the other way around!!
Big Question:
I bet you are asking, how did a shy guy like me, get
a dream job like this. I got to tell you, I hate
it. My bosses make my watch porn during all my
free time. It's a horrific torture. =)
haahaa… whatever.. it's the freaking best!!
I love my job. I love writing my little mishaps
and reviews for Euphoric's audience. I don't
like profanity in my everyday conversations, so I will
limit myself with such blasphemy in my writing. I hope
that I have the same tastes as you do.
What I look forward to in a DVD:
I would like to sign a petition to mandate "Special
Features" in all adult video DVD's. After watching
the full DVD, as with main stream movies, I enjoy reviewing
the Special Features: bloopers, out takes, and intimate
interviews with the actresses. I'm not a fan
of the interactive DVD feature. I love "Go
Ahead and Ream Me" by Sin City, because they offer
a "Behind the Scenes" option on their menu
of the DVD. I've always been fascinated by workings
of the Adult industry.
These features make the video experience more enjoyable
and make the DVD a memorable one that can be enjoyed
over and over.
I love black women. I don't know why I love watching
them so much, but I've always fantasize about a "Sister".
An Asian African American actress would be my ideal
starlet. I haven't found a favorite one yet, but I will
let you know when I do!
I've also been fascinated with bestiality, but that's
a together a different subject that shall be addressed
in another website that would specialize in this subject
mater. =) These movies are not talked about and are
stigmatized for its vulgar and immoral nature. But yet,
I'm still fascinated. This is an enigma that
I do not understand. I believe that this act is so morally
wrong, that I would like to see it for myself. I think
this is a break through, psychologically on my part
to realize that I'm a freak! I'm quite content
with my diagnosis. =)
Dislikes:
I do not like the typical Asian "Fresh off the
Boat" actresses. I hate the "Me So Horney"
clichés movies that stereotype Asians women as
ugly 3rd world citizens. I feel that they do not portray
the true Asian sexual experience. And from an Asian
male's point of view, these actresses aren't very attractive.
Asian women are beautiful in every way and should be
treated as Goddesses.
Favorite Adult Stars:
Tia
Tanaka, Charmane
Star, Nautica
Thorn, Kaylani
Lei, Jade
Hsu
Favorite Adult Movies:
Pirates,
Go
Ahead and Ream Me, and Angle
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